We stumbled upon this wonderful and funny video the other day by YouTube user Skylar Marie Gray which provides a fairly comprehensive list of slang words for vagina. In the video, the Scottish lassie lists off a plethora of slang terms that are sometimes used to describe the ‘lady garden’.
In just under a minute, Skylar delivers an action-packed list of all the slang words for vagina that she can think of. They are:
- Minge
- C**t
- Lady garden
- Meat sleeve
- Clunge
- Fanny
- Gash
- Beef curtains
- P*ss flaps
- Vag.
- Badly packed kebab
- Meat wallet
- Axe wound
- Snatch
- Clam
- Penis fly trap
- Stench trench
- French fried drip **?
- Bearded Oyster
- Soggy box
- Baby cannon
- Cock socket
- Mum’s glove box
- Tampon tunnel
- Pink taco
- Juice box
- Vagu
- Meat flap
- Front bottom
- Kitty
- Fufu
- Wizard’s Sleeve
- Muff
- Sugar notch
- Beaver
- Pink panther
- Velvet glove
- The notorious V.A.G.
- F**k hole
- Fur burger
- Sausage wallet (Skylar’s favourite!)
That’s a pretty impressive list for a video that is under a minute long! As you’d expect in the comments section of the “vagina slang” video, there was no shortage of additions to the list. These include:
- Great Limo Garage
- Sin Bin
- Drip Slip
- Pink Envelope
- Cozy Coin Purse
- Clam Shell
- Mushroom Marinade
- Slip n’ Slide
- Fun Bun
- Car Wash
- Mangled Eyelid
- Ocean Lotion
- Popped Balloon
Have we missed any other slang words for vagina? If so, let us know!
Now you can add “Bonus Hole,” thanks to medical quacks.
punched lasagne
lobster pot
sausage slayer
nob gobbler
Chutney ferret
Slash gash
Fish dish
Dirty gurty
Fun bum
Coochie-snorcher
Whisker biscuit
Gutted hedgehog!!
Yawning Donkey
Yoni & the whispering eye
Cooch or cuuch??! X