We stumbled upon this wonderful and funny video the other day by YouTube user Skylar Marie Gray which provides a fairly comprehensive list of slang words for vagina. In the video, the Scottish lassie lists off a plethora of slang terms that are sometimes used to describe the ‘lady garden’.
In just under a minute, Skylar delivers an action-packed list of all the slang words for vagina that she can think of. They are:
- Minge
- C**t
- Lady garden
- Meat sleeve
- Clunge
- Fanny
- Gash
- Beef curtains
- P*ss flaps
- Vag.
- Badly packed kebab
- Meat wallet
- Axe wound
- Snatch
- Clam
- Penis fly trap
- Stench trench
- French fried drip **?
- Bearded Oyster
- Soggy box
- Baby cannon
- Cock socket
- Mum’s glove box
- Tampon tunnel
- Pink taco
- Juice box
- Vagu
- Meat flap
- Front bottom
- Kitty
- Fufu
- Wizard’s Sleeve
- Muff
- Sugar notch
- Beaver
- Pink panther
- Velvet glove
- The notorious V.A.G.
- F**k hole
- Fur burger
- Sausage wallet (Skylar’s favourite!)
That’s a pretty impressive list for a video that is under a minute long! As you’d expect in the comments section of the “vagina slang” video, there was no shortage of additions to the list. These include:
- Great Limo Garage
- Sin Bin
- Drip Slip
- Pink Envelope
- Cozy Coin Purse
- Clam Shell
- Mushroom Marinade
- Slip n’ Slide
- Fun Bun
- Car Wash
- Mangled Eyelid
- Ocean Lotion
- Popped Balloon
Have we missed any other slang words for vagina? If so, let us know!
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