Do Sperm Have Brains?

After coming across a video the other day of these tiny little microscopic critters swimming around, it made me wonder if sperm had brains. Now, I’ve never heard of them having brains but since they kinda look like tadpoles and swim like tadpoles, which do have brains, I thought maybe… just maybe … they might. … Read more

Will you get a White Christmas? Check now!

White Christmas checker

We love nifty little websites that are quick, fun and easy to use – and this one ticks all those boxes. If you’re wondering if your Christmas is going to be like a scene from The Polar Express, then wonder no more! The website page comes with a cute looking snowman who’s going to be … Read more

The big questions in life

The big questions in life

It seems to me that the ‘big questions’ in life change with time. At different ages, mine have included: a) Is Santa real? b) Will Charles Atlas’s ‘dynamic tension’ training really give me muscles as big as those in his adverts on the back of my Superman comic? c) Will anyone ever want to have … Read more

Slang words for Vagina

Slang words for vagina

We stumbled upon this wonderful and funny video the other day by YouTube user Skylar Marie Gray which provides a fairly comprehensive list of slang words for vagina. In the video, the Scottish lassie lists off a plethora of slang terms that are sometimes used to describe the ‘lady garden’. In just under a minute, … Read more

Swanley – Home of the dumped & abandoned shopping trolley

Funny shopping trolley picture

Shopping trolleys are great aren’t they. We turn up to the supermarket, grab a shopping trolley and head on into the store to buy all kinds of yummy things – like 8KG of  Haribo for example. Balance that with some spring greens and a carrot and we’re good to go. Whilst some supermarkets charge a returnable fee … Read more